Not my chocolate cake, yo.
Published Monday, February 06, 2006 by Vandy | E-mail this post 
Nothing brings out negro tendencies like free food.
And they were out in full force last night during my small Super Bowl gathering.
I figured "Hey, I got paid on Friday, why not cook for some friends on Sunday."
So I did just that. I made pasta salad and a cake, and then went out and bought some chicken from Popeyes.
Mind you I only had 5 people over but they managed to tear through a 16 piece box of chicken, my entire chocolate cake and a good chunk of my pasta salad.
Folks were going for 2nds, 3rds, even 4ths....
I'm just saying.
Damn.
And one person even had the nerve to take a plate home.
This is the same person who at dinner Friday night stole a cup from the resturant we were eating at. It wasn't even a nice cup at that.
So that should tell you all you need to know about the person if they are stealing a glass from Famous Dave's BBQ.
Negros, man.
Splaboos