Grub-ology: * What is your salad dressing of choice?
Not a salad dressing person. Odd, I know.
* What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Popeyes but Taco Bell is a close second.
* What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
P.F. Chang's, by far. Yum.
* On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
I'm real niggerish on the tip. I double the tax mostly.
* What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Yoplait Pina Coloda Yougart
* Name three foods you detest above all others.
Cheese, Eggs, Seafood
* What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
Egg Rolls
* What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperonini
* What do you like to put on your toast?
Peanut Butter
* What is your favorite type of gum?
Spearmint.
Tech-ology: * Number of contacts in your cell phone?
300+
* Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?
Dont really use the e-mail address book...
* What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A flower. No homo
* What is your screensaver on your computer?
Screensavers are ghei
* Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
No, but I do have a porn of a friend of mine....holla at me if you are a MJF scholar...
* How many land line phones do you have in your house?
None.
* How many televisions are in your house?
8
* What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
Coffee maker
* What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
Hip-Hop or Rock, depending if I'm listening to XM Radio or KROQ online
Bi-ology: * What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
Eyelashes
* Are you right handed or left handed?
Right
* Do you like your smile?
It's aight...
* Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
I had six fingers when I was born
* Would you like to?
No.
* Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
No, I toil with my phone usually. So you have probably gotten a text from me on the can.
* Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Smell
* When was the last time you had a cavity?
Don't remember
* What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
I was going to say something out of line but I'll pass and say my backpack
* Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes - I was hit in the back of the head with a loaded soda bottle...didn't see that one coming
Misc-ology: * If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Naw.
* If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Jesus
* How do you express your artistic side?
Does writing count?
* What color do you think you look best in?
Brown or Orange
* How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
24 hours
* Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes.
* If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
Do I EVER....not in my family but my family's family....got some lookers....
* How often do you go to church?
Church? Does waking up in the middle of the night with Creflo Dollar on BET count?
* Have you ever saved someone's life?
No
* Has someone ever saved yours?
No
Dare-ology:For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
* Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yeah - hell, a $1,000 will do the trick.
* Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
GHEI!
* Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
UBER GHEI!
* Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No
* Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Blog? What's a blog?
* Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes
* Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No
* Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Can I pick the human life I want to take out?
* Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
Sure
* Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Never.
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